Written with light.
(Note: I'm in this photo... just... super blurry because I was dancing
around with the light writing this... (20-second shutter speed, a lazer
pointer, room to run around) FOR HELEN BACKWARDS'
LIFE ANNIVERSARY! -L)
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And as a special treat. A story. I'll keep it short.
Helen backwards and I have never celebrated a birthday together... as adults. There was this one time in high school, I think. Well, I was in high school. Anyway. I'd say I would never forget the time when we partied hard like it was our birthday, but we were so obliterated that I certainly did forget that night. This night happened back in 2005, so the details would be sketchy anyway.
THANK GOODNESS FOR PHOTOGRAPHS!
Here's what can I remember.
There was a drag queen saying that we were having "testicle difficulties."
I almost scored a date with a woman from the table next to us.
I think someone was supposed to be having a bachelorette party.
Helen Backwards almost passed out in a bowl of ramen noodles.
One of our friends kept grabbing her crotch while taking photos.
We piled as many items as we could onto Helen Backwards.
I was in charge of the barf bag and bucket until I started gagging.
Then someone else was in charge of the barf bag and bucket.
There was a giant stuffed worm and a Myspace hat involved.
Yes. Myspace.
Happy Life Anniversary, Helen Backwards!!
Day #19 assignment: just sit
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